The Idiot's Guide to World Domination:
Step 1: Develop a world domination complex. This step is vital if you are to expect any modicum of success.
Step 2: Learn to manipulate others to your twisted and doomed to fail views. If they don't go along, then bribe them.
Example: "Hey buddy. I have five bucks with your name on them."
If they still resist, brown nose them.
Example: "Hey, you have the cleanest right nostril I've ever seen. Do you like, trim them every day? I'm impressed."
If all else fails (which it usually will) then follow this age old saying. Asking politely gets you what you want, but violence is usually quicker.
Example: "Just see it my way. It saves you time and life expenses."
Step 3: Learn to competently use an Uzi. Or at the very least a Nerf Blaster. Beginners are highly encouraged to use a sibling as a cheap target.
Step 4: Establish Mob/ Mafia connections. As my grandpop used to say; "Well sweetie, if you can't beat 'em, join em. Then take over."
Step 5: What you just heard, you will never repeat to the public. Got it punk?









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99.99999999% of deviants has a signature that is a far-fetched percentage. If you are the 0.00000001% that aren't like the 99.99999999%, copy and paste this message into your signature--.....Waitaminute.
ZOMG CHRISTINE UR STILL NOT AT UR 20TH DEV. i must say i am fairly disappointed. SHE AR THAT TALENT WITH THE WORLD WOMAN then maybe you stand a chance of dominating it before I do. (;
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99.99999999% of deviants has a signature that is a far-fetched percentage. If you are the 0.00000001% that aren't like the 99.99999999%, copy and paste this message into your signature--.....Waitaminute.
Oh! I gets you
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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99.99999999% of deviants has a signature that is a far-fetched percentage. If you are the 0.00000001% that aren't like the 99.99999999%, copy and paste this message into your signature--.....Waitaminute.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
COMING! YOUR ALMOST AT YOUR 20TH DEVIATION!!! OF COURSE..IM ALREADY AT MY 50TH >:3
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99.99999999% of deviants has a signature that is a far-fetched percentage. If you are the 0.00000001% that aren't like the 99.99999999%, copy and paste this message into your signature--.....Waitaminute.
i keep thinking on how funny all your profile comments look like right now christine~
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99.99999999% of deviants has a signature that is a far-fetched percentage. If you are the 0.00000001% that aren't like the 99.99999999%, copy and paste this message into your signature--.....Waitaminute.
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Maybe you're my love!
Wait-wait-wait.
Not maybe.
Because you are definitely my love~<33
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